Witch Slapped - Dakota Cassidy

Witch Slapped

By Dakota Cassidy

  • Release Date: 2016-03-31
  • Genre: Cozy
Score: 4.5
From 144 Ratings


Ebenezer Falls, Washington...a sleepy burg or murder central?

The game is afoot...as amateur sleuth Stevie Cartwright plunges head first into a murder investigation. With twists, turns, and suspects aplenty, this one will keep you guessing from start to finish.

USA Today bestselling cozy mystery author Dakota Cassidy serves up mayhem and murder in Witch Slapped, Book 1 of her series, Witchless In Seattle Mysteries.

"Oh, good. Not a problem. I'll invoke the Gods of Pilates. I'm sure they'd be happy to help. Hang on just one sec while I dial them up. Oh, wait. I can't. Know why I can't? Because my hands are tied behind my back with zip ties, Win!"

A rib-tickling cozy mystery complete with an ex-witch, a dead British spy, a cotton ball bat, and a cast of suspects that will keep you guessing right up to the end! Join the hunt for a murderer with Stevie, Winterbottom, and Belfry, in a race against time as the local police prepare an eight by ten cell for our intrepid ex-witch.

What's a girl to do when she's a broke, shunned ex-witch with a very tiny, very hungry bat familiar named Belfry to feed?

Hello. My name is Stevie Cartwright, and I've been witchless for thirty days.

If only there was a support group for down-on-their-luck ex-witches who've had their powers slapped right out of them (literally). Just as I was licking my wounds after returning to my hometown of Ebenezer Falls, WA, and navigating my suddenly non-magical existence with the help of my familiar, the only friend I have left in the world—things got sticky.

Enter an ex-spy and newly departed spirit named Winterbottom, who's infiltrated my life with his sexy British accent and a couple of requests...

Thanks to Belfry's successful attempt to use me as a human antenna to the afterlife, I can somehow hear Win. I should be ecstatic; helping departed souls used to be my witch specialty. It's like I got the teensiest piece of my old life back. Except Win's dropped me right at a dead woman's feet.

Madam Zoltar, the town's beloved fake medium, has been murdered, and Win wants me to catch the killer.

My old life won't be worth much if it gets me whacked before my new life has barely begun--and that seems to be exactly what the killer has planned!

This cozy mystery has a complete cast of oddball characters from witches to ghosts and bats to psychics. Witchless In Seattle Mysteries is a spin-off of Dakota Cassidy's bestselling paranormal romance series, A Paris, Texas Romance.


  • Witch slapped

    By Cindy Wittmann Jones
    Loved, loved, loved this book! Great characters Stevie, Win & especially Belfry. A very funny mystery and a good ending that I didn’t see coming. Good job! Would like to read the rest of the series but each book cost too much for me. ☹️
  • Witch Slapped

    By BlueFire#1
    Love, loved this book! So much fun to read. Loved the story and the characters! Couldn't put it down! Super book, by one of my favorite authors! A fantastic series, can't wait to read the rest!
  • Try a book just for fun

    By Robt.S
    I thought to give this book a try expecting it to be somewhere between silly and a very dumb " ladies romance". Instead I encountered a brave, funny and believable hero with two of the strangest partners one can imagine. Give this book a try with no expectations of deep philosophy or anything else but a fun time meeting and adventuring with a new dewitched friend.